Mortician Humor Keychain, Funny Quote Gifts from Men to Mortician Friends, Unique Mother's Day Unique Gifts for Women

You're probably wondering what makes morticians so freaking genius. Well, it's not just their ability to work with the deceased, it's their dedication to their craft and their unique sense of humor. This keychain is the ideal gift for the mortician in your life, featuring a funny quote that's sure to bring a smile to their face. Made from high-quality stainless steel, this keychain is highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, making it a great addition to any mortician's bag of tricks. Whether you're a mortician yourself or just looking for a unique gift for the mortician in your life, this keychain is the perfect choice. So why wait? Don't miss out and show your appreciation for the mortician in your life.

This keychain is not just a great gift for morticians, it's also a wonderful way to show your appreciation for the hard work and dedication that morticians put into their craft. So whether you're a friend, family member, or coworker, this keychain is the perfect way to say thank you. And with its high-quality construction and unique design, it's sure to be a treasured possession for years to come. So why not order now and show your appreciation for the mortician in your life?

Whether you're shopping for a mortician as a gift or just looking for a unique way to show your appreciation, this keychain is the perfect choice. With its funny quote and high-quality construction, it's sure to bring a smile to the face of the mortician in your life. So why wait? Don't miss out and show your appreciation for the mortician in your life.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to show your appreciation for the mortician in your life. Don't miss out and get ready to make a lasting impression.

• Dedicate a thoughtful gift to your favorite Mortician with this unique 'Mortician. Because Freaking' Genius Is Not An Official Job Title.' Keychain, perfect for Mother's Day. The stainless steel construction ensures durability and resistance to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, making it a long-lasting keepsake. (226 characters)
• Give the gift of appreciation to the Mortician in your life with this personalized Keychain, featuring a sentimental message engraved on a black stainless steel charm. This thoughtful gesture will surely be cherished for years to come. (247 characters)
• Say thank you to the Mortician who has made a lasting impact on your life with this beautiful Keychain. The black color and stainless steel material make it a sleek and modern accessory that will pair well with any outfit. (254 characters)
• Experience the craftsmanship of this high-quality Mortician Keychain, crafted with attention to detail and a focus on durability. The 1.57 x 0.87 inch size is perfectly proportioned for a comfortable fit, and the engraved message adds a touch of elegance. (273 characters)
• Ready to show your gratitude to the Mortician who has made a difference in your life? Gift this thoughtful Keychain and let the special message inside inspire a sense of pride and appreciation. Simply attach it to your keyring and carry it with you always. (264 characters)

  Please allow from 5 - 21 business days for shipping, handling and processing, depending on your location.

Here at DealPony we offer many types of products. We endeavor to keep our costs down in order to pass on the savings to our customers, for this reason we partner with global suppliers and ship our items directly to your door. Because of this, shipping times and costs can sometimes vary from item to item, therefore if you have multiple items on your order you may receive more than one delivery and deliveries may arrive on different days.

 

Shipping Times:

We will always endeavor to ship items in the fastest possible time, however delivery times can sometimes range from 5 - 21 business days from purchase date depending on the products in question, shipping origin and destination.

Some products may have longer delivery times but in these cases an estimated time will be listed in the product description.

Many of our items including: t-shirts, tanks, hoodies, mugs etc... and a large proportion of jewelry products ship directly from within the U.S.A. These items tend to have faster shipping times when delivered to U.S. locations.

Please note: We cannot accept responsibility for shipping delays caused by unforeseen circumstances such as: Shipping company and postal strikes or mistakes, inclement weather and natural disasters etc...

Taxes and Duties:

Any and all applicable taxes, customs fees or duties as governed by the laws of the country involved are the sole responsibility of the customer and shall be paid for by the customer.
 

Shipping Rates:

Shipping within continental USA (excluding Alaska)

Shipping rates are between $5.99 - $14.99

Orders over $100.00 Qualify for "Free Shipping"

Please Note! In rare cases where an order is unusually large or heavy you may have an added shipping fee whether your order qualifies for free shipping or not! In which case the appropriate shipping fee will be added to the checkout. 

International orders:

Unfortunately at this time international shipping is not available on all our Items.  Products that ship outside the continental USA will have: (International Shipping Available) reflected on product the page below the Add To Cart Button.
Products that only ship within the continental USA will have (Continental USA Shipping Only on this Item) reflected on product page below the Add To Cart Button.

Please be sure to check the product has the words (International Shipping Available) below the add to cart button before placing an international order.

Alternatively if you would really like to purchase one of our products you may take advantage of our free continental U.S. shipping and have your item delivered to a U.S. based forwarding service such as MyUS.com or similar and then have it shipped to your home country.

Rates for outside continental USA.

(Only available on specified products)

Shipping rates are between $14.99 - $39.99

Orders over $160.00 Qualify for "Free Shipping"

Please Note! In rare cases where an order is unusually large or heavy you may have an added shipping fee whether your order qualifies for free shipping or not! In which case the appropriate shipping fee will be added to the checkout.

You may return products within 30 days of purchase. To be eligible for a return items must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. If the return period is over, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or return. Some items come with a security tag attached, please do not remove the security tag if you wish to return an item.

Any Returns must be authorized first. Please contact us before lodging a return.

For detailed information on refunds and returns see our Refund & Return Policy page.

Below is a list of frequently asked questions our customers may have, about our products or services. Please feel free to contact us if you have a question that is not listed. We endeavor to grow our FAQ list to provide the best possible service for our valued customers.

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"Can I Get A Tracking Number?"
In 90% of cases Yes. Once shipped a tracking number will be available and provided once received. Please be aware that sometimes the tracking numbers require a number of days to update. This is totally out of our control.

"I ordered multiple items, but only received one... where's the rest of my order?"
Rest assured, your orders will be placed, processed and shipped at the same time, however we have a large assortment of products and not all are stocked in house therefore, when you have multiple items in one order they may be shipped separately to achieve the most expedited delivery time possible. You may receive one item before the next. So, don't panic if you don't receive all of your items at once…they are on the way and should arrive in close proximity to each other.

"What if I want a refund?"
All you have to do is ask. Your item(s) cost is insured by us. If for any reason your item(s) does not arrive or arrives in a condition not as we promised, you will get a full 100% refund no questions asked. Please see our refund policy for full details.

Why have I not received any order confirmation details?
Generally, this occurs because our customers have accidentally entered their email address incorrectly or the email went into the spam folder. Throughout the process we send 3-4 emails, including an order confirmation, a fulfillment notice, and a shipping notice. Check your spam folder first. If you believe you may have entered your email incorrectly, please contact us, and we will update it for you.

"What can I do if my gift won't arrive in time?"
If your order was intended as a gift and it doesn't look like it will arrive on time for an intended date, you can print a picture of the item and include it in a special card to let the recipient know what's coming. Please understand that shipping times are out of our control and if your order it intended as a gift, we recommend you order well ahead of time.

If you have any questions regarding any product or service that is not listed above, please do not hesitate to email us with your inquiry and a member of our team will endeavor to reply as soon as possible.